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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 07:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do older people have a hard time using technology?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Blue Jays To Promote Will Robertson - MLB Trade Rumors

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

Just Forget it!

No way

share office space ...

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

How do I cure anxiety that comes to me when I think about life when in the toilet?

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Presidential Message on National Men’s Health Week, 2025 - The White House (.gov)

Still no good

Then came..

Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

After delay, man accused of killing Jonathan Joss released from jail - San Antonio Express-News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Is there any kind of mold that might be good for your skin?

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Doctors issue worrying warning about irreversible ‘side effect’ of Ozempic, Mounjaro and Wegovy - LADbible

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do you think Christine Lagarde will be headed and will be heading for success in the next French presidential elections starting as soon as 2027?